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Score: 8
Child's Play

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submission: Child's Play
date: July 9, 2007

lol those kids have such annoying voices, and Grand theft auto sucks. i started playing games in 1997. about when i was like 5 or 6.
yet i like RPG's from the early to mid 90's. Those kids obviously don't appreciate games from the early days. I'm glad i was never like that

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Score: 9
WWEi - Raw Edition

"Great"

submission: WWEi - Raw Edition
date: July 7, 2007

Bad Graphics, Bad sound & Bad voice over but it's so funny it makes up for it! make more!

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Score: 10
Metal Gear: CM Vol. 2

"LOL"

date: July 7, 2007

This is even funnier then the first one!

"Ill save her." "Really?" "Nope!"
"Snake, You're a poor excuse for a man." "What are you, my wife?"
Lmao

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Score: 9
Metal Gear: CM Vol. 1

"LMAO!"

date: July 7, 2007

Thats is an actual PARODY of MGS. the other are just MGS themed comedies. This is hilarious! It kinda reminds me of southpark too.

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Score: 1
MGS: TAS Episode 3

"OK man PLEASe stop"

submission: MGS: TAS Episode 3
date: February 20, 2007

You seriously need to start changing your jokes and -- Your attittude. I've read your replies and your are a COMPLETE smartass. Look at yourself. The animation isnt but, The lines are just too thin and you need more wacky colours. Get a better mic, and get someone with a cool voice. You should Never give yourself a wacky voice. It completely kills it. Even though you shouldn't do this because it would be copying off 'better' flashes, it needs to change to a manga style. but too late you've already submitted 4 TAS flashes.
BTW. Your reply to episode 1: "Im the creator so don't call me the creator." Umm that doesn't make any sense. And yes your TAS flashes are overrated and you have no right to beleive i'm unintelligent. You don't know my IQ. I don't touch upon crap animation because, Look at the animation in Metal Gear Awesome, its bad but that Flash is the funniest i've ever seen. You just suck at making it that -- Funny low quality wacky manga style. I dont type "you" because im not talking to "You" It's a fucking review. In reviews you arent talking to the creator. Plz stop making these Flashes because it frustrates me how anyone can like them.

Author's Response:

im not a smartass, it's just easy to prove stupid people wrong.
my style isnt wacky colours, and why would i use wacky colours for a place which is supposed to be depressing and dingy? that's why most of the colours are GREY.
i agree, i do need a better mic.
it's a comedy, why would i use a deadly serious voice? wacky voices work well in COMEDIES when things arent supposed to be taken seriously.
manga style? what the fuck? you CANT be serious!! this is animated in MY style, why would i change to one of the most over used art styles in the world? it'd totally ruin it and make the series look like absolute shit, which in your opinion it does already.
manga? what the fuck? you've really just put yourself in a deeper hole, you tried to flame me using private messages and failed, and here you are again telling me to draw in a shitty style of 'art' good going!!
you say i shouldnt do the voice acting how i want to because it's "copying off 'better' flashes" and then tell me to copy Metal Gear Awesome? clever.
also, apparently you don't even know your IQ considering you sent me a PM thinking you're better than me and telling me how your IQ is so huge for your age and then contradicted what you were saying! O DURRR!
if you WERE so smart, you wouldnt watch my flashes just to complain about them and make a fool out of yourself.

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Score: 8
MGS: Trip Home

"different"

submission: MGS: Trip Home
date: February 3, 2007

this is hilarious. Snake: Kill me now.
LOL this is one of the best MGS parodies.
Funny when snake has the imagination bubble of shooting raiden. f***ing hilarious

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Score: 10
Metal Gear Toast 3

"The Best MGT yet"

submission: Metal Gear Toast 3
date: February 3, 2007

Lol this is hilarious even funnier when you used Snakes trademark death scream and the alert bleep.
(I h8 ppl who giv flashs 10 in evryrhng)

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Score: 6
i hate yuo myg0t

"F***ing Hax"

submission: i hate yuo myg0t
date: February 1, 2007

IHYM2 Was funny, this one was kind of sad. He gets real pissed off at some loser hacker. Who wouldnt? Hackers dont realise how much anger theyre causing. And to get angry at someone who hates them? Hackers are n00bs. They have no life to cheat like that. This movie although is better used as a way to show the CS community the bad nature that comes from hackers. Its sad when he shoots himself in the end. I'd want to kill some n00b hacker to show them that shooting people doesnt always result in a headshot! lol
FU hackers

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Score: 9
E.M.O.

"Lol"

submission: E.M.O.
date: January 25, 2007

Yes this is the perfect Impact stupid Emos need. Nobody say the creator misunderstood the Emo culture because that's exactly what it's like. Stupid teenagers who fake depression, dress up in a purpously hardcore fashion, Bad music and attention seeking. Depression is a serious problem and how dare people mock it by being emo like that?

Author's Response:

In honesty, I'm not sure of the actual underground "official" emo culture, which is probably a whole different ball game, but in terms of emo posers I think I've hit the metaphorical nail into their makeup-laden faces. Hopefully.

Thanks for the good review!

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Score: 8
An Emo's Tale

"Stupid Emos"

submission: An Emo's Tale
date: January 25, 2007

Lol emos are so gay. Goths are disturbed people they're allright but Emos are just stupid teenagers who say they have a hard life when they don't.

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